Another Boland Report, Special ReporT

Please allow me (Dave) to interupt this normally Amy-narrated blog to alert our readers to a sad occurance that took place on Monday night. I’m not referring to Brett Favre ending his streak of 297 consecutive NFL games. No, this unfortunate incident hit much closer to home. Somewhere during a cold and very windy run from the mall to our van, Jack’s beloved football, “Bootball” (rhymes with “foot”, not actually pronounced “boot”), was lost to the darkness. We did not notice that we had a man missing until we arrived home, at which point it was too late to dispatch a Search and Rescue team. We only hope that some lucky stray cat or homeless pigeon will get as much enjoyment out of it as Jack has. We've had some good times together as Bootball has rarely been allowed to leave Jack's side and was practically a member of the family. We've compiled some of Bootball’s greatest moments in a presentation below. We’ll miss you, little buddy. Please cue the sad music…

   

...fortunately, a replacement Bootball has already been acquired and all is well once again.